tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21496941.post5001469615390349254..comments2024-02-08T13:16:43.153+05:00Comments on THE DHIVEHISTAN REPORT: The Black-Eyed Virgins of ParadiseAdam Moseshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08995795280423083892noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21496941.post-9848505940224129292008-05-10T23:21:00.000+05:002008-05-10T23:21:00.000+05:00To counter the Danish cartoons, Allah himself and ...To counter the Danish cartoons, Allah himself and two of His houris have personally made a video and leaked it on YouTube, describing the pleasures of Paradise in Danish poetry. Scholars are now considering whether these holy verses are to be included in the Quran or not.<BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn-WXXweC3A<BR/><BR/>Warning to Muslims: Please do not watch the video. If Allah appearing in all His pimpy glory doesnt burn out your eyes, then the houris will definitely cause your head to blow off with lust.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21496941.post-2900252201721269872008-05-06T06:32:00.000+05:002008-05-06T06:32:00.000+05:00Mohammad heard one of his wives was leaving him, s...Mohammad heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home. She was on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, “I heard you were planing to leave me?” She said, “Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile” so Mohammad thinks for a minute or so and then he responds “that's a mighty big word for a 6 year old."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21496941.post-53498865212622280252008-05-05T09:57:00.000+05:002008-05-05T09:57:00.000+05:00if he wants them so much why's HE not blowing up s...if he wants them so much why's HE not blowing up some jewish gradmas? oh yeah. leave that to the young and stupid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21496941.post-44399819170102637082008-05-05T09:36:00.000+05:002008-05-05T09:36:00.000+05:00and where is jao and muiz explaining the real trut...and where is jao and muiz explaining the real truth about the orgy in paradise?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21496941.post-90413176794049837982008-05-05T09:35:00.000+05:002008-05-05T09:35:00.000+05:00idiot evil muslimsidiot evil muslimsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21496941.post-43910038044615004902008-05-04T23:02:00.000+05:002008-05-04T23:02:00.000+05:00Eternity can get boring. So here's what Big Al doe...Eternity can get boring. So here's what Big Al does for a bit of 'relief'.<BR/><BR/>http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF053-Angels_Caught.jpg<BR/><BR/>Yep, matyrs and houris are all part of His twisted cosmic plan.<BR/><BR/>Question: What happens when the 72 have been boned? No fresh ones? No revirginizing? This is why all you wannabe matyrs ought to read the fine print instead of jumping up and down like an excited adolescent at the mention of 'slender wrist' like that poor wanker in the vid. I am sure *he's* a virgin. <BR/><BR/>Boy, virgin-on-virgin sex. Talk about awkward.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21496941.post-24263383630227754732008-05-04T22:47:00.000+05:002008-05-04T22:47:00.000+05:00all this over a couple of Sultana packets?all this over a couple of Sultana packets?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com