Thursday, March 13, 2008

Destination Wedding - Incredible Journey of Dhivehi Nation


The Dhivehin, the nation, the country, we are all on a wonderful quest. The purpose of it all - send as many people as possible to that wonderful place where….

“Each time we sleep with a houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens, the erection is eternal. The sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each elected will marry seventy houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas.”


“Reclining upon couches lined with silk brocade, the fruit of both gardens near to hand. Which is it, of the favors of your Lord that ye deny? Therein are those of modest gaze, whom neither man nor jinni will have touched before them. … (In beauty) like the jacynth and coral stone.” – The Holy Quran

“Lo! Those who kept their duty will be in a place secure. Amid gardens and water-springs … And we shall wed them unto fair ones with wide lovely eyes.” – The Holy Quran

Wow!!

Now that is some place. The final destination is your own wedding to fair ones with wide lovely eyes!

The directions have been given by Allah the creator of all things. To deliver the directions and the punishment for those who refuse to take the path, Allah appointed a man we all know as Muhammed. He lived in Arabia 1400 years ago. He had many wives.

The information was brought to us Arab sailors in the early days. Today we have many Dhivehin who have traveled to Arabia and other places to seek the correct misraabu to Jannath.

The goal has been determined sometime ago and the journey has been underway for for a while. Dhivehin are convinced if they follow the directions they should get there. The journey is dangerous with many pitfalls. There are rules to follow. Shaitan will be on our tail all the way, constantly trying to corrupt us. If we make mistakes we could end up in Jahannama, which means – Place of Unimaginable Torture.

At a time unknown, but, when people least expect it; Allah will give authorization for the Qiyâmah to begin. The archangel Israfil, the Caller, will sound a horn blaring out a "Blast of Truth”. Muslims scholars say the signs are that this day is very close now.The world will be destroyed, or folded; all men and women will fall unconscious. Then the dead will rise from their graves and will gather, waiting to be judged for their actions.

The first to awake is Muhammad who sees Moses, holding up the Throne of Allah at the mountain of Tur.

Dhivehin, and all other living beings, will be assembled upon a vast, white, featureless ground, under the intense heat of an overhead sun. We will all be naked, uncircumcised and crowded together to the point where some are submerged in their own sweat. The degree to which they are submerged in sweat will depend on the extent of their piety and goodness. The faces of those who practiced good adab by following the Five Pillars of Islam in their daily lives are shining and radiant. The faces of disbelievers are dark, sad and frowning.

The anxiety and fear will be so great that no one will sneak a look at another's nakedness. Thus we will wait to be brought before Allah for his judgment. People will be so terrified the prophets themselves will frequently address Allah with the phrase sallim, sallim, or spare, spare — that is, "spare your followers". Even the angels are fearful on that day, that Allah will be angrier than he has been or ever will be.
And every Dhivehin, Muslim and non-Muslim alike, will be held answerable for his or her deeds and be judged by Allah.

Those Dhivehin who distorted or ignored the Quran, or converted to another religion, will be engulfed in hellfire. Those who truly believed in Allah, and have been pious, referred to as Al-Ghurr-ul-Muhajjalun, will repent their sin and will return to "the Garden beneath which rivers flow."

But first to get thru Qiyâmah we have to do many things. We have to enforce the will of Allah. People who don’t want the great booty in Jannath – get off the ship now.

There will be no room for criticism and no jest will be tolerated. Anyone who voices the opinion that this undertaking is ludicrous will be punished now. They are spreading fitna and instructions to deal with them will be enforced. The elected representatives are going to do a cleansing. The nagis non-believers will be stripped of their citizenship. Later after Yaum al-Qiyâmah, the gate of Hell guarded by Maalik the Zabaaniyah awaits them.

All Dhivehin who have rejected Islam for reasons unknown will go to Hell. The Hypocrites and two-faced people who claimed to believe in Allah and His messenger by the tongue but denounced both in their hearts will end up in Hawiyah, the lowest pit of all existing Hells.

The Judgment will take 50,000 years. Until their turn, Dhivehin, will be gathered unlike other nations in an enclosing with a lower wall. Dhivehivanthakan is not letting your fellow Dhivehin be free.

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:11 PM

    i almost wet my pants. how dare u write such scary stuff.

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  2. If you make it through the scary stuff to Jannath, eternal erections and appetizing vaginas await you. Think of that and maybe you will get a hard on for living the Islamic life..
    BTW...You will not be wearing pants when you shit yourself on Qiyamah Day..

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  3. Anonymous1:00 AM

    Will there be nappies available?

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  4. Anonymous6:41 AM

    The ultimate goal in Buddhism and Hinduism is nibbana / nirvana or escape from the cycle of birth and death and attainment of the highest spiritual state.

    The ultimate goal of Christianity is attaining salvation from being separated from God and gaining reunion with Him.

    The ultimate goal of Islam is for men only: gaining moist vaginas in Allah's brothel.

    It is true to say that as a nation, Maldivians have now only one goal- moist vaginas.

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