Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Al Qaeda's Guide to Islamic Vegeterrorism

Do not be surprised when the semi-Arab Dhivehin running around in Afghan dress go bananas over bashi, kunnaar and other vegies.....We covered this before, but the story is making the rounds again...so here we go again...
Alien Salad by Till Nowak. Click here to see an enlargement.

From The Telegraph:

They include a ban on women buying suggestively-shaped vegetables, according to one tribal leader in the western province of Anbar.

Sheikh Hameed al-Hayyes, a Sunni elder, told Reuters: "They even killed female goats because their private parts were not covered and their tails were pointed upward, which they said was haram.

"They regarded the cucumber as male and tomato as female. Women were not allowed to buy cucumbers, only men."

Other farcical stipulations include an edict not to buy or sell ice-cream, because it did not exist in the time of the Prophet, while hair salons and shops selling cosmetics have also been bombed.

You may also want to check out Ayatollah Khomeini's guide to what to do with a slightly fondled farm animal!

Some of our local semi-Arabs have turned to goat herding to emulate the actions of Mohamed, Prophet of Islam and Khomeini's book 'Tahrir al Wasilah' could come in handy...

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:09 PM

    here's an idea- why don't you post an article about polygamy, and then put a picture of ur daddy our very own qaaroonu 'drilling' his 4 wives!

    and then go on to elaborate wot this maldives would become if daddy becomes mr.President, AND then froces you to become minitress of supreme council for islamic affairs...... we all know you havnt told any1 in family wot a bad girl u'v been...or ur little band of 'loabiva' friends hehe

    and u can drop the 'we'

    It needs to be evaluated how much of a liability u cud be for republican party if this thing realli blows up in daddy's face

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  2. Anonymous9:19 PM

    LOL

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