Sunday, April 26, 2009

Did Prophet Muhammad(PBUH) Die While Making-Love to Aisha?

It appears that Allah gave our prophet, the master of love-making having the libido of seventy men, the best death a man can think of; he died while making love to the one he loved to make love most..

Proof that he died during an explosive moment

Ibn Hisham page 682:

….that he heard Aisha say: “The apostle died on my bosom during my turn: [of having sex with]. It was due to my ignorance and extreme youth that the apostle died in my arms

Sahih Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 144:

Narrated ‘Aisha:
...during his fatal ailment, Allah's Apostle, used to ask his wives, "Where shall I stay tomorrow? Where shall I stay tomorrow?" He was looking forward to Aisha's turn. So all his wives allowed him to stay where he wished, and he stayed at 'Aisha's house till he died there. He died on the day of my usual turn (of having sex) at my house. Allah took him unto him while his head was between my chest and my neck and his saliva was mixed with my SALIVA.

Aisha is blaming her youth and ignorance for causing Prophet’s death. Aisha’s eager cooperation excited Prophet immensely which lead to a wild session of foreplay and tongue action followed by intensive sex. Due to her inexperience she could not see the danger of an old man performing sex with a young woman during his serious illness. Timely slowing down or stopping him could have saved his life. Prophet had an explosive climax which his old and sick heart could not handle and went in a cardiac arrest. She saw him die and slump on her bosom during his moment of extreme pleasure. (which is not uncommon in such cases). That is why she felt guilty of causing his death...


He did not recite Kalima at death

The hadiths indicate that instead of having kalima on his mouth like a good muslim during his last moments, prophet’s mouth was busy in tongue action and French kissing.


Hard Facts

His body must have stiffened as he died during his pleasure moment in an “as is” condition. The fact that they tried to cover him with triple shroud indicates an embarrassing bulge which they must have tried to even out by extra layers of clothing. They wouldn’t have wanted all to know what their prophet was up to when he died.

Dawood, Book 20, Number 3147:

Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas:
The Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) was shrouded in three garments made in Najran: two garments and one shirt in which he died.

Apparently the three clothing layers, nor the reported delay in burial, helped the situation and he was buried quietly where he was making love.

Note: This article may be a satire

17 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:31 AM

    These are not authantic Hadith. Who is this so called Ex-Muslim Ayesha Ahmed. Sure she is not a Ex-Muslim.

    If She is a Ex- Muslim She should hame some Respects to our Prophet(PBUH)

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  2. Anonymous6:07 PM

    Sure she is a hypocrite.write with facts about the most beloved person in this world. At least a person who see him/her weak self will not write like this..

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  3. Anonymouses,

    Ayesha Ahmed had gone to the trouble of citing the source of the Hadiths. Sahih Bukhari and Sunan Abu Dawood, from which she quotes, are authenticated works of Hadith and Ibn Hisham is one of the oldest, most respected and most authentic works on the biography of Mohamed. Ayesha Ahmed is an ex-Muslim because she knows Islam. Do your homework and learn about Islam. We have done so and are no longer Muslims because Islam disgusts us.

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  4. Anonymous8:50 AM

    Hey, you guys leave them be. They left islam, so WHAT? Its not we who'll judge them on the day you can never escape. Stick to your faith, leave the Bullshit to themselves.
    And yo' "Ex-islamists" or whatever, you can never disgrace the Truth, You will be disgraced.
    By the way, hope you have a disgraced life and a painful death.

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  5. Anonymous2:45 PM

    i agree with the last comment, and how dare you disrespect our prophet, you must research authentic sources and stop posting nonsense as you have done here. you have clearly displayed your ignorance and stupidity, job well done.

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  6. Anonymous2:47 PM

    prophet (pbuh)

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  7. Anonymous10:51 PM

    Ayesha quoted authentic hadiths. Muslims believe every ridiculous unbelievable fictitiuos fable and tale of quran which is not a documented history but statement of prophet without a single witness but deny authentic siras and hadiths which was witnessed by thousabnds and chronicled by pious scholars. Hadiths are factsand quran is fiction.

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  8. Anonymous2:36 PM

    She is absolute right. Holy Prophet was sex maniac, nothing else. Always wanting more women more women.

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  9. Anonymous2:40 PM

    He didn't even let go a six year old girl. What a thirsty sex friek. Slept with every other woman. THE PROPHET ALWAYS WANTED PROFIT FOR HIS DICK!

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  10. Anonymous12:37 AM

    Muhammad's Own Words
    Ishaq's Biography of Muhammad, Tabari's History of Islam, and Bukhari's and Muslim's Hadith, were used to reorder the Qur'an chronologically and to set its surahs into the context of Muhammad's life. When this evidence is evaluated systematically, the only rational conclusion is that Islam's lone prophet was a ruthless terrorist, a mass-murderer, a thief, slave trader, rapist and pedophile.

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  11. Anonymous12:46 AM

    Muhammad broke every one of the 10 commandments making him a wicked sinner

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  12. Anonymous12:47 AM

    As you will see below, Muhammad posed as an apostle of God. Yet his life is filled with
    lustfulness (12 marriages and sex with a child, slaves and concubines), rapes, warfare,
    conquests, and unmerciful butcheries. The infinitely good, just and all holy God simply cannot
    tolerate anything in the least unjust or sinful. What Muhammad produced in the Qur'an is simply a
    book of gibberish consisting of later evil verses abrogating (superseding) earlier peaceful verses.
    These verses in Arabic poetically "tickle" the ears of Arab listeners. Islam is a caustic blend of
    paganism and twisted Bible stories. Muhammad, its lone "prophet", who made no
    prophecies, conceived his religion to satiate his lust for power, sex, and money. He was a
    terrorist. And if you think these conclusions are shocking, wait until you see the evidence
    mostly from Islamic historians below. 70% of what is here is from Muslim and ex-Muslim
    historians - back to the 8th century.

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  13. Anonymous12:48 AM

    As you will see below, Muhammad posed as an apostle of God. Yet his life is filled with
    lustfulness (12 marriages and sex with a child, slaves and concubines), rapes,arfare,conquests, and unmerciful butcheries. The infinitely good, just and all holy God simply cannot tolerate anything in the least unjust or sinful. What Muhammad produced in the Qur'an is simply a
    book of gibberish consisting of later evil verses abrogating (superseding) earlier peaceful verses.
    These verses in Arabic poetically "tickle" the ears of Arab listeners. Islam is a caustic blend of paganism and twisted Bible stories. Muhammad, its lone "prophet", who made no prophecies, conceived his religion to satiate his lust for power, sex, and money. He was a terrorist. And if you think these conclusions are shocking, wait until you see the evidence mostly from Islamic historians below. 70% of what is here is from Muslim and ex-Muslim historians - back to the 8th century.

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  14. Anonymous11:05 PM

    Assalamu Alaikum
    I am a proud Muslim, and so i would like to say that it is not fair that you make such unjust claims with unauthentic backing. Please before you come to conclusions about Islam or the Prophet Muhammad (S)you must have your facts straight.
    On this issue I would like to point out that you cannot compare the doings of people from long ago to the standards of people today. As humans we must be open minded and search for the truth and not base our thoughts off of biased and false facts.
    Islam encourages us to learn and gain knowledge. So I am calling on all of you to have this knowledge before you start saying or writting anything.
    The fact that you would write such a thing about the Prophet(s) proves that you are lacking in this knowledge. So i advise you as well as all the others that commented on this blog to look for the truth and not be afraid of what you find.
    May God Guide Us all and give us all Heaven without any punishment.

    Wa Alaikum Assalam

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  15. Anonymous5:48 AM

    This site is a crock of shit meant only as disinformation to inflame the ignorant masses.

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