Sunday, December 20, 2009

On Patrol with the Foakaidhoo Sharia Police..

Things are a bit sketchy on the timing of this event, but be assured that plans are underway. Soon your local Sharia Police will be there to step in for Law and Order, just to prevent anything that Allah does not desire - same as our pious Koran reading Muslim brethren are doing in Indonesia.
And remember - we already we have 150 women waiting to be flogged.
Once the Local Sharia Police becomes active, it is very likely that more staff will have to be employed for records and for training more floggers.

From The National

"The girls are outmanoeuvered. Out of nowhere, a group of policewomen in olive-green uniforms, swoop in and flag down their motorcycle.

“Where are you going?” one asks, inspecting their identity cards.

“To the university,” the girls reply demurely.

“Dressed like that?” she thunders. “That’s not how a Muslim should dress. If you wear clothes like that, you will burn in hell!”
There is a deer-in-the-headlights moment. The girls, both teenagers, freeze in shamefaced silence."

150 women Maldivian women are waiting to be flogged according to instructions of Allah.


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